Okay, let’s be honest here. We have all wondered, at some point, about all of the following things. We may never have the answer but we will still won der.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do they call it a boxing ring when it’s square?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

In the word “scent” which letter is silent? The S or the C?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a hole in a boat?
They’re both dogs, so why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do you recite at a play but you play at a recital?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

And finally………………………..

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing those two songs?

Those are just some things to ponder. Now, didn’t that just make your day another ray of sunshine?