1. But whipped cream makes me break out.
  2. Will this take long? My favorite show comes on at 10.
  3. And to think I was trying to pick up your friend.
  4. Uh, do you get ESPN?
  5. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
  6. Maybe if I water it, it will grow.
  7. Sorry about the name tag, I’m terrible with names.
  8. Wow, you could do this for a living.
  9. Don’t touch my hair, it just cost me $100 to get done.
  10. Is that a Medic-Alert pendant you’re wearing.
  11. Don’t worry, it’s just like swallowing soup.
  12. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs.
  13. The ceiling could use a new coat of paint.
  14. My ex used to do it longer.
  15. My cat always sleeps on that pillow.
  16. When is ”I’m almost there”, there?
  17. You give me a good reason why foreplay is overrated.
  18. Don’t mess my makeup, I have to meet my husband in an hour.
  19. So that’s why your nickname is Tiny?
  20. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!