Upscale gentlemen’s club Rick’s Cabaret New York rolled out its “Summer Cocktail Series” to refresh its thirsty clientele.

“The drinks at the club are so amazing,” cooed Rick’s Cabaret Girl Desiree. “In addition to the regular cocktail list, we have these delicious summer drinks made with all kinds of fruits in all the colors of the rainbow. I never knew vodka came in so many flavors. Ha!”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Lindsay purred: “We were hanging out in the newly designed 2nd Floor VIP Lounge enjoying the specialty cocktails with a bunch of pro athletes. I can’t say their names because we respect everyone’s privacy. Everyone knows the club’s bartenders are so hot. But they’re also great at their job. I could never make these drinks at home.”