“World’s Fastest Man” Usain Bolt has been enjoying the fruits of his Olympic glory. The Sun newspaper reports he has been getting women to flash their boobs in exchange for touching his medals. According to the gorgeous dancers at red hot midtown Manhattan gentlemen’s club Vivid Cabaret New York, site of the city’s tallest stripper pole, there’s a much easier way to celebrate like a champion.

“We’re happy to show you our boobs,” cooed Vivid Cabaret NYC Girl Kelly. “All you need are a fistful of 20s. Why waste all those arduous months of training when you can be here enjoying yourself?”

Vivid Cabaret NYC has four stages, the first of its kind “VIP Ultra Lounge,” and a Roof Top Cigar Bar and Garden. It is the New York home of the acclaimed Vivid Adult Movie Stars and the sister club to the world famous Rick’s Cabaret NYC, which is located just four blocks away.