Welcome to “Ladies Day”. This week in keeping with the Christmas spirit, we have a very special treat for you with this Christmas themed release from 2019. Enjoy and Merry Christmas.
A Lesbian Christmas Story – Sweetheart Video – Director – Ricky Greenwood – Cast – Joanna Angel, Charlotte Stokely, Silvia Saige, Sabina Rouge, Rocky Emerson, Jade Baker, Aiden Ashley, Jessie Saint and Jackie Beat.
**** 4 stars
For any fans of the quirky, over the top films by John Waters like Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, etc. you are in for one laugh a minute, fun story with a lesbian twist with this production from Sweetheart Video. Director Ricky Greenwood has gone very big Waters style with this fun Christmas story. Even though it has a lesbian theme, the over the top, spot on performances, the witty, sharp dialogue and steamy, race your heart sex scenes will have the men paying very close attention as well as the ladies. This new addition to porn holiday movies is certain to create a lot of buzz not only around the holidays, but at awards time as well. Aided by a stellar cast of top caliber lesbian performers, Greenwood has pulled off a great adult tribute to Waters. One other little tidbit. If you remember Divine from various Waters films, then be prepared for the job that Jackie Beat does channeling Divine almost perfectly.
The opening is very Christmasy, lights, colors, trees, snow and some clever titles in the opening credits done with humor. As it opens we have Mrs. Bell (Jacky Beat) going off on her daughter Eve (Aiden Ashley) about wanting the house perfect as there is a big night planned. You will immediately get the Divine takeoff, it is great! Arya (Rocky Emerson) shows up to help Eve keep the house spotless for this big party, but of course things never quite go the way they are planned. One by one the various characters show up at the house as we get ready for a night to remember. There is also a very clever “Night Before Christmas” styled narration that accompanies this story.
Now we have a drunk Santa showing up at the house with Lola (Charlotte Stokely) and their presence will really throw things into a tizzy. The reason is because Mrs. Bell’s rich sister Fable (Silvia Saige) was Lola’s lover at one time, so there will be some fireworks. We also have to deal with the foot sniffer (Sabina Rouge) and Fabula (Joanna Angel) who is not only the ex sister-in-law of Mrs. Bell, but she is also quite mentally unstable. Needless to say this is going to be one hell of a Christmas party that will offer up a lot of laughs and some steamy sex along the way.
Now before the party gets started and everyone is present, we have our foot sniffer sneaking off with someone’s shoe and getting herself worked up. She comes across Jessie Saint alone having some wine and before you know it these two get into some foot, toe sucking kissing before they really let go on each other ina torrid encounter behind closed doors. With the mirror behind them I gotta tell you, Sabina’s tongue work is absolutely mesmerizing and so damn sexy and hot…..wow! Next we have Fable ready to leave because Lola showed up. She starts to head out the door and gets greeted with a blast of snow, so she stays. Of course Mrs. Bell needs her to stay for this party for one reason. She wants to have her give her some money to invest in a porn company, but of course Fable says no…..for now. The whacko sister-in-law Fabula meets up with Jade Baker, in the house. Jade is pretty sure she’s pregnant and Fabula coerces her into the bedroom for a very sensual, steamy romp. Then we have rich bitch Fable beside herself, drinking, smoking, breaking glasses and finally walking in on Lola who is busy playing with herself. She goes off on Lola and how she was betrayed by her, but Lola just plays her with a look of innocence and desire and guess what? Old feelings never die.
There’s more that goes on with Mrs. Bell and her assorted guests, Eve and Arya and drunk Santa, so we will leave the rest for you to enjoy. The casting was great with each girl bringing their “A” game. The selection of Jackie Beat as Mrs. Bell was a brilliant over the top move. The writing was very sharp and delivered well as was the narration by Chanel Preston. Greenwood’s direction was nicely paced giving each character some build up. Nice special effects and music all lend to the holiday spirit that this film brought. If you want to have a smile, a laugh, enjoy some sizzling sexual play for your holiday treat, here it is. Check out “A Lesbian Christmas Story” from Sweetheart Video, you won’t be disappointed.
That’s it for this week. Remember, the men like these as well, so be sure you have your partner with you to be entertained and enjoy the pleasures these DVD’s bring your way. Have a fun, sexy week ahead.
Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN