It is almost the beginning of the new year 2019 and there are still so many unanswered questions. We alI just have to wonder of we will ever get the answers to these all important questions.
For example…….We still need to know who let the dogs out…where’s the beef…how to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps…Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop……why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails… why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?……why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons…..why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard……why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?……why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going?… why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune…..why did you just try to sing those two songs… and we’d really like to know what exactly is Victoria’s secret?…..why is it that rain drops but snow falls? why is a boxing ring square…..why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
So many questions, so few answers. Have a Happy New Year everyone!!