(Woodland Hills, CA) June 7th, 2016 – Sure Hamilton is a smash hit, has won a Grammy Award, Drama Desk Awards, a Pulitzer Prize, and been nominated for 16 Tony Awards, but wouldn’t winning a Best Anal Award be the truest mark of success? WoodRocket is proud to announce that it is currently in pre-production, casting Hamiltoe, the porn parody of the hip-hop musical, Hamilton.

Finally, a musical that would even have the Founding Fathers asking, “Who’s your daddy?”.

“Hamiltoe will be revolutionary. It will be the first hip-hop porn musical spoofing a Broadway show, celebrating a historical figure. And it will have anal sex.” says WoodRocket Producer, Lee Roy Myers.

Hamiltoe will be directed by Lee Roy Myers (Game of Bones), written by comedian Eitan Levine (Elite Daily), produced by Seth’s Beard (Strokémon), featuring music by D-Squared (Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles), and will premiere August 2016, exclusively on WoodRocket.com.

WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, and pop culture, redefining adult entertainment. Creating popular high-quality stuff like Ask A Porn Star,  Topless Girls Reading Books, Fluff, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fap To The Future, Strokémon, and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket is the future of porn. WoodRocket’s content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Gawker, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and more. Also, WoodRocket.com is free.