This week “SWSK” gets  into the spirit of the holiday season. Here are some Christmas one-liners. We don’t write them, we just find them and post them. Also, a few cartoons. Have a smile, a laugh, or even a groan on us. Merry Christmas!!

 Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music

Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?

A: There’s Noel!

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!

Q: How do Christmas angels greet each other?

A: “Halo!”

Q: Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?

A: Holly-wood

Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?

A: Santa Klutz!

Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?

A: RUDE-olph, of course!

Q: What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

A: Cookie sheets!

Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?

A: Subordinate Clauses.

Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

A: This will sleigh you …

Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A: St. Nickel-less