With all the craziness taking place in the world today with the political bs, hatred, anger, etc. I  try to keep this feature as upbeat as I can. I vary the subjects with humor, thought and suggestions. Last week was all about pizza, this week we hope to give you some laughs and giggles and make your day a little brighter and better. We all have classic songs that were, and still are, favorites whenever we hear them. So here are 20 of the great classic rock and roll songs that I have retitled just for all the seniors!

Bobby Darin – “Splish Splash I Was Havin’ a Hot Flash”

The Supremes – “Where Did Our Memory Go”

Herman’s Hermits – “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”

Paul Simon – “50 Ways to Lose your Liver”

Elvis Presley – “That’s When Your Heartburn Begins”

Sam & Dave – “Hold On, I Think I’m Comin’”

The Beatles – “I’ll get by with a Little Help from My Depends”

Procol Harum – “A Whiter Shade of Hair”

Dionne Warwick – “Do You Know the Way to My Room?”

Bill Haley & The Comets – “Shake, Rattle and Fall”

ABBA – “Denture Queen”

Toni Tenille – “I Wish I Could Do That to You One More Time”

Lionel Ritchie – “Once, Twice, Three Times the Bathroom”

Bruce Springsteen – “Born to Have the Runs”

Billy Ray Cyrus – “Achy Breaky Fart”

James Brown – “Papa’s got a Brand New Denture”

Elvis Presley – “Wear My Medic Alert Pendant around Your Neck”

Donovan – “Pass the Wind”

Isley Brothers – “Twist and Gout”

And of course, who can forget………………….

Rolling Stones – “I Can’t Get No Erection”

Now be honest, don’t you feel a little better? Feel free to pass these on and share them so others can have a laugh and a smile.

Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN