In this tough time as we practice safe distancing, staying at home and worrying about this pandemic COVID-19, humor can always help. In tough times, a smile, laugh or a giggle can be a refreshing change from all that is going on. So we are trying to do our part and hope that “Laff Time” will help and put a smile on your face for a few minutes today. Enjoy!

A woman phoned her blonde female neighbor and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching you yesterday.”
 
To which the blonde replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday!

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Someone asked an old man:
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv.  What’s the secret?” 
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
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  A wife gets naked and then asks hubby: “What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?”  Hubby looks her up and down, thinks for a minute and then replies: “Your sense of humor!”…….   Hospital visiting hours are 5:00 to 7:00 pm.

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Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle of thing

3.  Set the mood with lighting – turn them ALL OFF.

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before getting started.
5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.

7. Have oxygen ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want….the neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don’t even think about trying it twice.

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 A woman and young baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the
 doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. He came in and examined the baby, checked his weight, and  being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. ‘Breast-fed,’ she replied.
‘Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breast for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ‘No wonder  this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.’
‘I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, 
But I’m glad I came.’
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Have a smile and a wonderful day, pass it on!