This will be the last feature on AAN before Christmas. For those of you in the lifestyle I hope you will enjoy it and relate to it. I wrote this and first posted it in NightMoves Magazine in 1999 and have posted it every Christmas since. For those of you not in the lifestyle we certainly hope you get a few chuckles and laughs from it. Pleae feel free to share it. Merry Christmas to all!
“A Swinger’s Night Before Christmas!”
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through our place, the swingers were ready, all with an eager look on their face.
People were already naked, excited and ready to rock, everyone ready to enjoy some sweet pussy and hard cock.
The people started pairing off heading for different beds, as visions of some hot sex danced in all their heads.
Momma wore a sexy red teddy and I had on a Santa G-string, we took a new couple upstairs it was their first time to swing.
Soon out by the pool there came such a loud sound, I sprang from the bed, my boner bouncing around.
I went to the window to see what was taking place, and spotted a gal moaning loudly as she sat on a guy’s face.
The moon shone brightly on her big bouncing boobs, as she reached over to get a container of lube.
Then what to my wandering eyes did I see, but more party people joining in with glee.
The action by the pool picked up really quick, all of the ladies busy sucking on a hard dick.
The sex by the pool was wild and no one was alone, everyone responding with a throaty, husky moan
“Oh baby!”, “Go harder”, “Yes, take it all”, the words went, while the new couple and us did our thing till we were spent.
People came in the house to keep on partying and screwing, so the four of us came downstairs to see what was doing.
I joined in with a couple making it three on a bed, the guys wife giving us both some fantastic head.
Momma found herself sliding between some blonde’s thighs, licking away at her juicy mound hearing her loud sighs.
People were scattered all over doing it every which way, everyone was really going at it with someone to play.
Suddenly a man in a red suit entered giving out a hearty call, the ladies noticed the outline of his cock being the biggest of all.
He said, “Merry Christmas and swinging holiday joys, just for you I’ve brought a sack with new toys.”
He dumped the red sack of dildos, vibes and such on the floor, then said, “Have fun, enjoy them I have plenty more.”
Everyone loved the fun, sexy wild gifts he brought, grabbing them for new sexy pleasures that were soon to be taught.
Santa stripped down his boner getting bigger as he played, momma and another gal made sure he got laid.
They both sucked his pole and momma took him deep inside, the other gal got over him, her love nest giving his face a ride.
They rode him as if his eight reindeer were all in heat, while the rest of the swingers were enjoying their holiday treats.
Soon everyone was so hot, ready to cum and pop their loads, Santa was pumping away faster because he had to hit the road.
Santa was a round, plump, well hung and very jolly old guy, when he came it looked like his load would go clear to the sky.
He kept cumming and cumming with no end in sight, and all the ladies were wishing he would stay for the night.
Finished he got himself up and putting back on his suit of red. He grabbed his sack, gave a wink and went out the door to his sled.
To his team of eight reindeer he gave out a boisterous yell, and away they all flew like a bat out of hell.
But I heard Santa exclaim as his reindeer and sleigh flew out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all, I’d love to stay but I have 3 more swinger parties tonight!”
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I hope you enjoyed this adult version of the classic story. From all of us at AAN and NightMoves, I wish all of you all the merriest of Christmases, and a very Happy New Year that will bring you love, happiness, good health and plenty of good exciting adult fun in 2017!
Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN
