“Losers Never Get Laid” – Adam & Eve Pictures – Director – Dick Chibbles – Cast – Katie Morgan, Miranda Miller, Mercedes Carrera, Britney Amber, Alexa Grace, Kleio Valentein, Skylar Snow, Sasha Heart, Connor Kennedy, Tommy Pistol, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy.

Dick Chibbles is a triple threat in the world of adult. He is an actor, a writer and a director and he handles all three personas extremely well. This vehicle has Dick behind the camera as the director and also the writer of this very funny sex comedy. He has assembled a great cast of ladies and employs, in a non sex role, the one and only Ron Jeremy who is once again a master of his craft. This is definitely a throwback to the old sex comedies with some great dialogue, a fun premise and some very steamy sex scenes to mesh this entire production together in a nice entertaining package that couples will have fun viewing.

I have to say right at the beginning that Connor Kennedy as the nerdy geek Mike brought back a lot of memories of myself back in the day. I was a lot like that until a good friend opened up my world. In this film Mike has had no luck with the ladies and has struck out more than Reggie Jackson ever did with the Yankees. He wants to change but has no clue how to go about it as he narrates his big problem with the ladies. His best friend excellently played by Tommy Pistol isn’t much better, but Tommy does buy and escort for his thrills and we get to see him in action early on in a raucous scene with the tatted and super sexy Kleio Valentein.

Tommy gets Mike to go with him on a double date with Britney Amber, who is one of my personal faves. Tommy feels that maybe things can change for his friend. Britney looks absolutely fabulous, but here again Mike just isn’t up to the task and Britney leaves and heads for a bathroom tryst with Tommy Gunn that is both funny and explosive. The fun part is when Mike goes in and discovers what is going on and then gets tossed out of the restaurant by the manager. Once again he is downtrodden and is begging to get some help so that he can actually have a good date, enjoy some sex and stop being such a geek. In the alley of the restaurant he finds an adult magazine that features Ron Jeremy and that’s when the fun really begins.

The next morning there is Ron (or at least a ghost of Ron) in Mike’s apartment ready to give him some advice. Of course with Ron everything is done in a fun way and what takes place after that is the genesis of the rest of this film and before long Mike is turned into a guy the women can’t get enough of and his geeky, nerd days are over. Rather than give you all the details of how things all change and Ron the guru’s role, you’ll have to find out for yourself, but be prepared to laugh because there are some really funny lines, expressions and Connor’s spot on portrayal of Mike going from the geek to the sex God is a real gem.

As for the sex scenes there are five of them in this production and each one has its own merits. The Tommy Pistol/Kleio Valentein pairing is a pretty steamy one and the Britney Amber/Tommy Gunn bathroom  encounter sizzles. There is a pretty solid girl/girl that takes place with Sasha Heart and Skylar Snow and a really hot to trot pairing between Evan Stone and Mercedes Carrera. Then there is the big finale sex scene with nerd turned stud Connor with Katie Morgan, Miranda Miller and Alexa Grace. What a trio of girls that is and they really rock the boat in some very hot, intense, pleasurable action capping off this production.

Dick Chibbles does a fine job letting his cast play their characters, have fun and handle their lines in a very realistic, relaxed, fun manner. The writing is sharp, witty, fun and played well. The camera work is extremely well done offering up some great visuals along the way of the action taking place. The casting is superb and Connor Kennedy is the perfect choice for nerdy Mike. For me, this will be one to watch when awards time comes around again. There is a lot to like and I definitely recommend “Losers Never get Laid” from Adam & Eve, our Friday 4 Star Feature on AAN.

Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN