It is just a couple of days before Christmas, and again, as I have done every Christmas since 1999 when I first wrote this parody, I am happy to present this once again for your entertainment. For those in the lifestyle I truly hope you enjoy it. For those not in the lifestyle I hope you enjoy the adult humor in my version of this classic story. Please feel free to share it with friends.

“A Swinger’s Night Before Christmas!” by Art Koch

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through our place, the swingers were ready, all with eager looks on their faces.

People were already naked, excited and ready to rock, everyone ready to enjoy some sweet pussy and hard cock.

Couples started pairing off heading for different beds, as visions of some hot sex danced in all their heads.

Momma wore a sexy red teddy and I had on a Santa G-string, we took a new couple upstairs it was their first time to swing.

Soon out by the pool there came such a loud sound, I sprang from the bed, my boner bouncing around.

I went to the window to see what was taking place, and spotted a gal moaning loudly as she sat on a guy’s face.

The moon shone brightly on her big bouncing boobs, as she reached over to get a container of lube.

Then what to my wandering eyes did I see, but more party people joining in with glee.

The action by the pool picked up real quick, all of the ladies busy sucking on a hard dick.

The sex by the pool was wild and no one was alone, everyone responding with a throaty, husky moan.

“Oh baby!”, “Go harder”, “Yes, take it all”, the words went,  the new couple and us doing our thing till we were spent.

People came in the house and kept on screwing, the four of us came downstairs to see what was doing.

I joined in with a couple making it three on a bed, the guys wife giving us both some fantastic head.

Momma found herself sliding between some blonde’s thighs, licking away at her juicy mound and hearing loud sighs.

People were scattered all over doing it every which way, everyone was really going at it with someone to play.

Suddenly a man in a red suit entered giving out a hearty call, the ladies noticed the outline of his cock being the biggest of all.

He said, “Merry Christmas and swinging holiday joys, just for you I’ve brought a sack filled with toys.”

He dumped his red sack of dildos and vibes on the floor, then said, “Have fun and enjoy them, I have a lot more.”

Everyone loved the fun, sexy wild gifts he brought, grabbing them for new sexy pleasures that would soon  be taught.

Santa stripped down his boner getting bigger as he played, momma and another gal would make sure he got laid.

They both sucked his pole and momma took him deep inside, the other gal got over him, her love nest giving his bearded face a ride.

They rode him as if his eight reindeer were all in heat, while the rest of the  swingers were enjoying their holiday treats.

Soon everyone was so hot, ready to cum and pop their loads, Santa was pumping away even faster as he had to hit the road.

Santa was a round, plump, well hung and jolly old guy, when he came it looked like his load would go clear to the sky.

He kept cumming and cumming with no end in sight, and all the ladies were wishing he would stay for the night.

Finished, he got up and put back on his suit of red, grabbed his sack gave a wink and went out the door to his sled.

To his team of eight reindeer he gave out a boisterous yell, and away they all flew like a bat out of hell.

But I heard Santa exclaim as his reindeer and sleigh flew out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all, I’d love to stay but I have 3 more swinger parties tonight!”

And that is a “Swinger’s Night Before Christmas”!

I hope you got a few chuckles out of this very adult version of the classic Christmas story. I wish you all the merriest of Christmases, and a very Happy New Year that will bring you love, happiness, good health and plenty of good exciting adult fun in 2015!

Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN